From what I read in the Commercial Appeal
Some Memphis Grizzlies are known to feel;
That signing Allen Iverson would provide some thrills
And help the ball club pay some bills.
They think he’d sell tickets and that he might do
But right here and now I’m telling you:
When the going gets tough he’ll take a hike
Plus he never met a shot he didn’t like.
So if you sign the guy you’ll get as an extra perk
A true malcontent and a big time jerk.
We already have Zach Randolph and all his stuff;
And I say one real thug is more than enough.
But if Michael Heisley signs him I want you to know
I’ll be` at the Forum yelling-Go A. I. Go..