Fullilove Won’t Go Away

First of all here’s where I’m coming from
I say Janis Fullilove is terminally dumb.

She applied for a new license and it was really uncouth
Because,on the form, she told something other than the truth.

She said her license was lost and I wonder why
Because it was really confiscated in Mississippi for DUI.

So she lied to the state cops and they were so offended
They told her that her license had been suspended.

But Janis jumped in her car as though to say
You guys can’t touch me and she sped away.

But they can tough her and she’s gonna find
That her butt is really in one heck of a bind.

I don’t know how this will turn out months down the pike
But I have a feeling it’s something Janis won’t like.

Speak Your Mind