The mayor pro tem is trying really,really hard,
To emulate the famous bard.
Kill all the lawyers Shakespeare once wrote
And Myron Lowery apparently took careful note.
Now,Elbert Jefferson wasn’t killed,that part was lacking
But the City Attorney was sent packing.
Elbert,it seems,was a very poor sport
And he’s suing Myron at last report.
So one brother sues another so the story goes
And where this will end-only Heaven knows.
Myron has hit the ground running-alas and alack
I just hope the ground doesn’t hit him back.
He wants to “clean house” at City Hall-I say good luck
I just hope he remembers how to duck..