If you’re a Pirates fan it’s a pretty safe bet
You’ve been saying to yourself-is it over yet?
It’s been another losing season as we all know
And 2009 makes seventeen (17) in a row.
Just one more stinkeroo in the record books
And from my vantage point here’s how it looks.
It’s the front office’s fault, the players they sign
Just don’t measure up-and that’s the bottom line.
So let’s get the General Manager busy on his twitter
And get us a 20 game winner and a .350 hitter.
Bob-oh-Boy that would be great-a lot of fun
But what are the chances-hey slim and none.