In the annals of coaching it’s an easy call;
Coach Cal is the most crooked of all.
The Final Four is what its all about
He has been there twice and two times thrown out.
So he has a reputation for sure and if I were to guess
The folks at Kentucky could not care less.
Oh,he’ll win a lot of games and be the toast of the town
But when he leaves the banners will come crashing down.
Meanwhile back home where we were once world beaters
We are now thought of as just a bunch of cheaters.
Now I will admit that season a ticket is one thing I lack
But if I had one I’d darn sure give it back.