The Tigers are going to appeal? Wait hold the phone
They had better leave well enough alone.
The U of M has been under the Calipari Curse
So when their appeal is rejected they’ll look that much worse.
As cheaters-let’s face it- the Tigers can do no more
Twice they’ve been kicked out of the Final Four.
Other guys may cheat,not do what they ought
But the Tigers are so inept they often get caught.
So-how about it-let’s go up to the very edge
And once and for all take the no cheaters pledge.
We will abide by all the rules and that is that;
Still, if they win their appeal-I’ll eat my hat.