R.C. Johnson is a most persistent guy;
He’s gonna give the Big East one more try.
The Tigers-some time ago-gave it their best shot
And -Great Scott-came up short like it or not.
But now they have a man whose influence counts
But his name-I’m afraid- is hard to pronounce.
The Tigers have had ethical troubles which is to say
Their bad reputation could stand in their way.
Getting tossed twice from the Final 4 is in the books
And that makes Memphis look like a bunch of crooks.
So I wish them well,I really do;
But I’m not holding my breath-how about you.