If the Tigers were to ask for my advice
I’d say-before you appeal please think twice.
Your infraction was serious as everyone knows;
Having someone take the SAT for Derrick Rose.
That’s the worst kind of cheating and what’s more
You guys have been in trouble before.
So please don’t gripe,complain,condemn or curse
Because it could have been a whole lot worse.
So if you appeal I’m afraid you’ll look like fools
Why not stay home and start obeying the rules.
But what hurts bad-at least for me
Apparently Calipary gets away scot free.
But Tiger fans are now of one accord;
Hear this-Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord.