Ode To Myron Lowery – Interim Mayor

I think Myron Lowery caught a big time break
Because replacing mayor Herenton will be a piece of cake.

All Myron has to do is play it cool
And remember the #1 political rule.

If things go sour and nothing seems to work
Just blame it all on Willie that sanctimonious jerk.

If that doesn’t fly you can get everyone excited;
Just say you heard Willie will be indicted.

You might add that you hope he’s busted
After he was one guy you never trusted.

So Myron if you’ll do all that I will take note
And when you run for mayor-you’ll get my vote.

The Canes – Bless Their Hearts

After drubbing Georgia Tech I gotta feel
That the ’09 Hurricanes are for real.

We beat Florida State to open the season
And it was for that very same reason

That Miami fans were hopeful that finally at last
We could over come our miseries of the recent past.

You see of the last 10 games played I’m telling you
Tech has won eight (8)-the Canes have won two (2)..

They took the early lead, they were up 3 zip
And that’s when the Hurricanes let her rip.

With Jacory Harris leading the attack
We scored early and often and never looked back.

33 to 17 was the final score
And I really think it could have been more.

But we have big games coming up and somewhere I read
Damn the torpedos-full speed ahead

And above all I want it understood
I don’t know that means but it sure sounds good….

Florida 23, Tennessee 13 – WOW!

There are those out there who will insist
That moral victories do not exist.

There are only two outcomes-either win or lose
No shades of grey or lesser hues.

Against the Gators Tennessee at first glance
Was zip,zero,nada they had no chance.

Florida was too tough,the Vols fate was sealed
With luck they’d be carried off the field.

But UT played hard,they dug in their heels
And the Gators began to spin their wheels.

I think the Volunteers got inside the Tim Tebow’s head
And Florida couldn’t cover the 28 point spread.

The Gators won to be sure but I’ll make you a bet
Tennessee,in the end, made ’em sweat.

And hail to Coach Kiffin,I’ll put him on the spot
And say-moral victory-whether he likes it on not..

Ode To Tiger High

Tiger fans are now gonna have to face
That their Athletic Department is a total disgrace.

Football fans are really hopping mad
They’ll have too get better just to be bad.

And the basketball team has been through so many doors
That they have been kicked out of two Final Fours.

The time has come,what the heck
To give Tommy a watch and write R.C. a check.

And Shirley it is time for you to lead
Because you know just exactly what we need.

It won’t be easy but it’s gotta be done;
Start all over back at Square # 1.

You’re no Sonny Humpheries,that’s cut and dried
But when they write your history–at least you tried.

A BCS Conference-they threw us under the bus
Why would the Big East want a bunch like us.