Tiger fans are now gonna have to face
That their Athletic Department is a total disgrace.
Football fans are really hopping mad
They’ll have too get better just to be bad.
And the basketball team has been through so many doors
That they have been kicked out of two Final Fours.
The time has come,what the heck
To give Tommy a watch and write R.C. a check.
And Shirley it is time for you to lead
Because you know just exactly what we need.
It won’t be easy but it’s gotta be done;
Start all over back at Square # 1.
You’re no Sonny Humpheries,that’s cut and dried
But when they write your history–at least you tried.
A BCS Conference-they threw us under the bus
Why would the Big East want a bunch like us.