Tiger Woods is now known as a big time rake
So it follows: what a great President he would make.
As a matter of fact and this is true
He could become Bill Clinton # 2.
I think the point would shortly become moot
That the White House had become one of ill repute.
In the Oval Office he’d know what’s in store
As he sees Monica sneaking in the side door.
And it would surely be tough to beat
A bevy of babes at the Camp David retreat.
And just imagine all the fun
With 2 or 3 more on Air Force One.
So it’s Tiger for President: hip hip hooray
He’d bring our boys home-home to stay.