Ode To Larry Porter

Coach Porter is an old U of M Tiger so he surely knows
How to say the right thing and strike a defiant pose.

The new coach says he’s ready-good to go
And he knows there will be a tough row to hoe.

He’ll start with recruiting and this is true
He was named best in the country while at LSU.

Now, LSU and Memphis share the “Tigers” name
And that’s about all that remains the same.

When it comes to facilities-and this is a lock
The coach will suffer from culture shock.

Hey-let’s worry about that later- for now all that’s heard
Is Go Tigers Go and that’s almost the last word.

Coach,all the old Tigers wish you well;
And now let’s go out and give ’em hell….

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