Tiger absolutely knows how to read a green.
And with a driver he’s among the best that’s ever been seen.
But-when it comes to driving his Escalade
There are some changes that should be made.
First of all a fire hydrant is like 2 foot rough
At all costs avoid that awful stuff.
And a warning that isn’t exactly new
Hitting a tree is definitely the wrong thing to do.
And now from all the information that I have read
There is one more thing that needs to be said:
Hey Tiger you just might be off the hook
If you get rid of the bimbos in that little black book.