Bill Clinton said-by hook or by crook
I gotta get a peek at Tiger’s black book.
I can use persuasion or maybe stealth
But I think I can get him to share the wealth.
There are big ones and small ones and lots in between,
The best looking bunch that I’ve ever seen.
I don’t play golf so it seem to me,
I could fool around while he’s on the tee.
They after the front 9 it would be tricky
If Tiger stopped for an old fashioned quickie.
Then after 18 Tiger would cry— fore,
And it would be-yeah-Katie bar the door.