Bill and Tiger

Bill Clinton said-by hook or by crook
I gotta get a peek at Tiger’s black book.

I can use persuasion or maybe stealth
But I think I can get him to share the wealth.

There are big ones and small ones and lots in between,
The best looking bunch that I’ve ever seen.

I don’t play golf so it seem to me,
I could fool around while he’s on the tee.

They after the front 9 it would be tricky
If Tiger stopped for an old fashioned quickie.

Then after 18 Tiger would cry— fore,
And it would be-yeah-Katie bar the door.

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