Thanksgiving at the Woods

At Thanksgiving time Tiger says, I’m the boss
We’ll have turkey and dressing and cranberry sauce.

I’ll do the carving and I hope you’ll abide
If I just put the dark meat off to one side.

Now when Jesse Jackson heard this he reverted to style
And accused Tiger of what’s called a racial profile.

Tiger replied with a short little letter
He said-no I just like white meat better.

There are those, who after reading this
Will think there is something defiantly amiss.

If this is true I’m here telling you
That I don’t have a single clue.

So viya con dios Tiger and I have no doubt
You’ll be on the straight and narrow from here on out.

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