Some folks in Memphis have become cautious and wary
They think the anti christ may be John Calipari.
If you google-anti christ-it will tell you why
Coach Cal just might be the right guy.
The a/c is devious if he wants something he’ll take it
And if there is a rule in the way-hey-he’ll just break it.
He can be ever so charming and it’s my belief
He could sell General Custer as an Indian chief.
But there is one aspect I hesitate to approach
The anti christ is touted as a great bench coach.
So if you look at his record here’s my call
He may not be the anti christ after all.