Tiger Woods – Wow!

It looks to me from where I sit
That Tiger can play golf and that’s about it.

On the course he’s great ,a great ball striker
Off it he makes Bill Clinton look like a piker.

With all his chicks and having so much fun
It’s a wonder he gets any home work done.

One of his sponsors-Nike-is on hold until
They can come up with a brand new birth control pill.

Nike’s slogan-just do it-suits Tiger just fine
Because he likes to say-whose next in line.

An assembly line of girls-Tiger you win;
You’re a better man that I am-Gunga Din.

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