It looks to me from where I sit
That Tiger can play golf and that’s about it.
On the course he’s great ,a great ball striker
Off it he makes Bill Clinton look like a piker.
With all his chicks and having so much fun
It’s a wonder he gets any home work done.
One of his sponsors-Nike-is on hold until
They can come up with a brand new birth control pill.
Nike’s slogan-just do it-suits Tiger just fine
Because he likes to say-whose next in line.
An assembly line of girls-Tiger you win;
You’re a better man that I am-Gunga Din.