Big Jack’s Rhymes: A Bad Scene

Ole Miss, UT and the U of M it is well understood
Individually and collectively aren’t very good.

The Rebels and Volunteers, golly gee
Are at or near the bottom of the SEC.

And the Memphis Tigers certainly can’t boast
They are the absolute worst from coast to coast.

All three are playing this week and it’s hardly news
That each team is highly favored… to lose.

Arkansas is a 17-point pick over Ole Miss which is about in line.
While Alabama is a lopsided choice over The Vols by… try 29.

Memphis and Tulane will each show their wares
As for the line I can’t find anyone who really cares.

So Rebel,Volunteer and Tiger fans y’all are the same
So please remember — it’s not life or death — it’s just a game.


Written by Jack Eaton on 10/19/11. “Big” Jack can be heard every Friday at 8am on KWAM 990 alongside former County Commissioner John Willingham. He was recently inducted into the Tennessee Sports Hall of Fame.

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