Big Jack’s Rhymes: How to Fix the Tigers, Rebels and Volunteers

The UT Vols have been hit with the SEC’s curse
But the Ole Miss Rebels have it even worse.

The Vols have no conference wins – zip, zero, nada, no doubt.
While Ole Miss likewise has been totally shut out.

The Tigers are so bad they have become a bore
And it has been mentioned they might stop keeping score.

OK, Ole Miss fans would be all smiles
If the Rebels could hire LSU’s Coach Miles.

And Nick Saban would be a perfect fit for Tennessee.
A couple of years down the line and they’d be home scot-free.

But the Tigers are different — how does this sound:
It would take the Almighty Himself to turn them around.

So Tiger fans hang tough and please don’t blow it,
Because basketball will be here before you now it…


Written by Jack Eaton on 11/06/11. “Big” Jack can be heard every Friday at 8am on KWAM 990 alongside former County Commissioner John Willingham. He was recently inducted into the Tennessee Sports Hall of Fame.

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