2012 M Awards: Most Hated Rival

Is it a rival if you don’t even play games against them? Who knows. Hopefully the hatred in Memphis will subside now that he has won a big one up there in Kentucky? Kentucky and Memphis are both missing an opportunity here to cash in on this non-rivalry while it is hot. Who is running these institutions anyway?

John CalipariFirst Place: 38.73%
Tennessee VolunteersSecond Place: 26.03%
Los Angeles ClippersThird Place: 14.92%

Best song to listen to while contemplating this category… Stab My Back by All-American Rejects. So what do you think, Memphis? Did you get it right? Tell us what you think in the comments below.

The 2012 M Award Winners

Favorite Concessions: FedExForum
Favorite Place To Tailgate: Tiger Lane
Favorite Sporting Venue: FedExForum
Favorite Race: St. Jude Marathon
Best Game: Grizzlies Game 6 Win
Most Memorable Moment: University of Memphis Gets Invitation to the Big East
Favorite Annual Event: Memphis Madness
Moment We Would Most Like To Forget: Grizzlies Game 1 Collapse to the Clippers
Best Offbeat Moment: Josh Pastner Accidentally Tweeting Out “Tony Parker”
Best Musical Performance: Ellen, St. Jude Patient, Singing the National Anthem at a Grizzlies Game
Best Place To Stock Up For The Big Game: Kroger
Best Local Sports Bar/Restaurant: Huey’s
Best National Sports Bar/Restaurant: Buffalo Wild Wings
Best Place To Eat Before/After The Game: Huey’s
Best Place To Take The Team After A Victory: Memphis Pizza Cafe
Best Place To Play Cards: Horseshoe Casino and Hotel
Best Golf Course: TPC Southwind
Favorite Golf Store: Edwin Watts Golf
Favorite Sporting Goods Store: Dick’s Sporting Goods
Favorite Sports Apparel Store: Tiger Bookstore
Favorite Workout Facility: YMCA
Favorite Healthy Store: Whole Foods Market
Favorite Place To Spend A Nice Afternoon: The Memphis Zoo
Favorite Bike Shop: Outdoors, Inc
Favorite Local Sports Radio Personality: Gary Parrish, Gary Parrish Show
Favorite Local Sports Radio Program: The Gary Parrish Show with Geoff Calkins
Favorite Sports Talk Radio Segment: Harvard/Horn Lake Trivia, Gary Parrish Show
Favorite Local TV Sports Personality: Geoff Calkins, Sports Files
Best Sports Website: memphisroar.com
Best Fantasy Sports Twitter: @FantasyLapides
Best Local Sports Twitter: @GaryParrishCBS
Favorite Sports Radio Station: 92.9 ESPN
Favorite Mascot: Super Grizz
Favorite Spirit Squad: Memphis Tigers Dance Team
Best Hair: Gary Parrish
Favorite Fighter: Jerry Lawler
Favorite Golfer: John Daly
Favorite Baseball Player: Matt Cain, San Francisco Giants
Favorite Football Player: DeAngelo Williams, Carolina Panthers
Favorite Basketball Player: Tony Allen, Memphis Grizzlies
Most Hated Rival: John Calipari

Check back here daily in the month of July for a new winner in MemphiSport’s annual celebration of the best in Memphis sports.

All Shook Up: R.C. Johnson in his own words

This article originally appeared in the October 2011 issue of MemphiSport

Much to the chagrin of Geoff Calkins, Jerry “The King” Lawler, and a growing portion of Tiger Nation, R.C. Johnson is still the athletic director at the University of Memphis. He is still the guy who will control the Tigers’ fate in the next round of conference shakeups. He is still guy who thinks he can turn Tiger football into a winning program. He is still the guy that big money boosters support. He is still the guy who hired John Calipari and Josh Pastner. He is still the guy who hired Tic Price and Larry Porter. He is still a huge Elvis fan. And most importantly, he is still in charge.

In the midst of the most scrutiny he has received since arriving in the Bluff City, R.C. Johnson talked with MemphiSport about Tiger football, the BCS, his legacy, pro wrestling and more.

 

What Elvis Presley song best describes the current state of Tiger football?  All Shook Up.

Not Heartbreak HotelNot right now.

What about It’s Now or NeverNaw, I don’t think so. I think All Shook Up because of changes we have made with the staff recently. Football is so important. It’s going to take some time and we are going to keep working on it. The bottom line is – we need to win games.

What about A Mess of BluesYou don’t like All Shook Up? [Laughs] They all apply.

Do you think Memphis can be a football town?  Absolutely. I have been here long enough to know. It’s like “If we build it, they will come.” If we win, it will turn around. This is football country. We have a huge Tiger Nation for basketball, bigger than any besides Kentucky. But this is football country.

Why is Memphis not already in a BCS conference?  I think that is a great question. The only missing piece to the puzzle is probably if we were where TCU is in football right now, we would probably be in one. The most important things are football and the TV market.

What is holding Memphis football back from being on the level of a school like TCU or Boise State?  I don’t think anything is holding us back. It is a matter of getting out there and doing it. I know where other budgets are, and I know what our budget is. We are in good stead there. I don’t know if there is anything Larry (Porter) wanted us to do that we haven’t been able to do outside the lines. Same with staffing. He asked for more money for weight coaches. We have two full timers and three graduate assistants just for football weight lifting. In many cases we are ahead of other schools. I think the things are in place now and it is a matter of executing them.

So you are saying Tiger football is ready right now to start competing for the Conference USA championship?  I think now more than ever. The reason I say that is what we’ve been able to do with staff salaries, the money we have been able to put into recruiting and operations, the improvements we have been able to make, the number of times we are on television. All of these things are better than they used to be. And now it is just a matter of getting the recruits in here and we will have a run at it.

What are the three most important parts of your current plan to improve Tiger football?  First is always recruiting. You’ve got to get the recruits in. That would be number one. Number two is probably getting the coaching staff where they are comfortable with one another. And then go from there. You can always put more money into a program. It doesn’t matter if you are Texas or UCLA or Michigan. But we are limited on scholarships. We are at the full amount scholarships, the full amount of staff. We continue to work on improvements for facilities. We are working on a $10 million campaign right now to build a new indoor practice facility.

If a booster called you tomorrow and offered you $100 million for Tiger football, how would you allocate it?  I think we would take a look at the on campus stadium. People don’t believe it, but I would love to have an on campus stadium. If a guy came around and gave us $100 million, we certainly would take a good, hard look at it. But the fact is there are schools that have on campus stadiums that still aren’t winning.

Wouldn’t an on campus stadium help with recruiting? You have to admit, the U of M campus is much nicer than the fairgrounds.  Oh yea, Yea. Absolutely. That’s true. But when we bring in recruits, they think the Liberty Bowl is a pretty neat place. There are a lot of stadiums that aren’t 62,000 seats. We have a new locker room. And with Tiger Lane now, there is a lot of ambiance.

Though you never get close to filling up that 62,000-seat stadium.  No, but the atmosphere is pretty good. I’ve talked to our players, they like it. Now an on campus stadium, I have nothing against it. I’d rather have it. If a guy came with $100 million, that would solve that issue. But that still doesn’t guarantee us to win. No one in any of our BCS talks has ever been critical or concerned about the Liberty Bowl Stadium.

Are you embarrassed that some local high schools have a better video screen than the one at the Liberty Bowl?  I don’t know if embarrassed is the word. We thought we were going to get new JumboTrons this year. That was the plan in place. Then the city had their school system issues. The plan was to get a JumboTron on the south end, a JumboTron on the north end, and a JumboTron at Tiger Lane. But now it has moved from the front burner to the back burner. That again isn’t the cure-all.

If things don’t work out with Coach Porter is there enough money to go hire a big time coach?  Well, I don’t know what kind of money we are talking about. We have never been without all the money we’ve needed to do what we want with coaches. That’s because of the private sector.

When basketball was struggling, you followed up the disaster hire that was Tic Price with the flashy big time hire of John Calipari. Would something like that work for football?  Not necessarily. Other schools have done it and it hasn’t always worked out. I get a lot of that on emails now saying, “We need to get a big name coach.” Again that is not the cure-all. We need to find someone that makes the right fit. I get people who say, “Don’t hire any coaches that have anything to do with the North. Hire only people who are South oriented.” Money is not the issue. It is the fit, and hopefully Larry will get this thing going.

Explain why getting paid to travel and lose to major college football programs is not part of your plan to raise money and rebuild Tiger football?  First of all, the teams that we are playing, we get to play here at home, which generates money for us. Tennessee and Mississippi State both will play us home-and-home. I did contact Notre Dame and asked them about playing a game with them where they would pay us. I’m working on schedules for 2022 and 2023. You have to work that far in advance. Notre Dame has an opening probably in 2030, but no one schedules that far in advance. I tried that because I thought it would be great for exposure. Our budget is $38 million, If a school pays us $500,000, it will probably cost $150,000 to go after we charter the airplane and everything else. $350,000 is not a whole heck of a lot of money. If we couldn’t ever get anyone to come here, the situation would be different.

But wouldn’t losing to Ohio State for money still be better than losing to Arkansas State for free?  Yea, but we want to play some of those schools we think we are going to beat. And we should be able to beat those schools. You look around the country… Tennessee opened up with Montana. Alabama plays North Texas and Kent State. Now East Carolina plays three big money games and they have been kind of successful, but they don’t use all of that money for football. We have been able to raise more money than anyone in conference.

But while the team is losing on a consistent basis, what is wrong with one game a year where you get a big check and national exposure?  There is a camp that wants to do that. There is a camp that wants to play all SEC teams in our nonconference. Another camp wants us to do what we are trying to do which is playing two name teams a year and two smaller conference schools.

What is something that you just started doing recently that looking back you should have started doing sooner to help Tiger football?  We have continued to build facilities. People forget the Billy Murphy complex, where the football offices and complex is, that was all new. We did that when we first got here. Recently we hired a group named Inspire, a marketing firm that worked at Georgia Tech last year. There are nine of them that are here. Their full time job is selling season tickets, primarily football. but. Tennessee did the same thing. That’s probably something we should have done earlier.

What has been your proudest moment as athletic director?  Well the standard answer is to say, “I haven’t had it yet.” That’s always the cute answer I read in Parade magazine. I would say the engagement we have had in the community over a period of time. Also we are graduating better now, and we have zero teams not qualifying by NCAA APR rates. Our GPA is 3.0. And that is good stuff. I think we have the whole community. My two charges when I got here were to get the community involved and raise money.

What has been your biggest regret as athletic director?  One thing is football not being where we want it. I will always regret how the Larry Finch thing was handled. I didn’t know all of the players, and I didn’t know all the ins and out of the community. If I could do that over again, I would make it better. We had to make a change… I’m just not happy with the way it all went down.

How much do you regret not leaking the letter of inquire from the NCAA when Calipari was interviewing for the Kentucky job?  We talked to schools on probation and about 75% of them said if you are really going to do an investigation, you have to keep it as quite as you can because the media will call you every-other-day wanting to know what’s going on. People will clam up because they think their name will be in the paper. We just thought it would be more efficient if we didn’t.

What do you say to people who claim you lucked into the hiring of Josh Pastner?  Josh was always on my list because Calipairi sat here and said, “I want $200,000 to hire an assistant coach.” I almost fell out of my chair. He told me it was Josh Pastner. I didn’t know Josh Pastner anymore than I knew Rick Ross. Once Josh got here, I could see he was high energy and had a bright future. He was the prime candidate to replace John internally, but because of the level of our program I felt I needed to talk to Tim Floyd and people all over. When it got down to it, I didn’t know Josh was packed up ready to go to Kentucky at the time I called him to meet me at my house.

How often do you still talk to Calipari?  Probably weekly.

Does he call you?  Yea or I call him. One or the other. We were together here for nine years. We had lots of interaction.

How much of the conversation is sports related?  About half of it. The other half is probably things he talks about or things I talk about. It’s a different relationship. It’s not the athletic director and the basketball coach. It is two guys who went through some struggles together.

How often to you talk with U of M president Shirley Raines about issues related to the athletic department?  Three or four times a week. I meet with her every Monday morning from 9:00 am to noon. I am on what they call the President’s Council. We have a regular scheduled meeting every two weeks, and talk by phone almost daily.

Does she ever suggest any big ideas or does she just let you do your thing?  We are in this together. She is the boss. We talk about things. She really doesn’t micromanage.

How often to you talk to people connected to BCS conferences and realignment?  Regularly. I have set times I call commissioners and other athletic directors. Some I have known as friends for a long time and others that I think will help us as a program down the road. We also have a committee of people from the private sector who are helping us and making contact with various individuals.

What do the BCS people you talk to think about Tiger football’s recent trend of blowout losses?  They don’t look at it game-by-game. It’s more of a bigger picture type thing.

What do you have to say about Jerry “The King” Lawler speaking out against you and Coach Porter?  I’m taking my complaints straight to Vince McMahon. [Laughs] I’m a WWE guy. I saw Jerry Lawler the other night on TV. He was in the ring with Triple H.

You watch Monday night wrestling?  Oh yeah, RAW.

Who is your favorite wrestler of all time?  Ric Flair, “The Nature Boy.” I think he has been national champion like 462 times. On the other channel, TNT or whatever it is, Hulk and Flair have their own thing going on. It’s a bunch of old guys that used to be with McMahon.

Can you do the Ric Flair “Woo”?  No I can’t. [Laughs]

Would you face your No. 1 critic/Commercial Appeal columnist Geoff Calkins in a wrestling match for charity?  Naw.

Have you ever been fired from a job?  When I was an assistant football coach at the University of Iowa in 1962 or 63.

Do you have plans to retire before the end of your contract?  I haven’t thought about that. My contract ends June 1, 2013. I still enjoy the job.

Do you think Brett Favre should have retired earlier?  [Laughs] Where did that one come from? No. He was still productive and he wanted to do it.

Is there something you are trying to accomplish before you leave?  All sorts of things. I want to get football going. I want to keep the fundraising going, and keep building facilities.

What do you want your legacy to be?  That’s a great question. I haven’t thought about that because I haven’t thought about the retirement aspect. And I think when you know you are getting close to hanging it up, you start think about that stuff. I just think we have come a long way and we have a way to go. I want to keep going. I just don’t think we are done yet, so I haven’t thought about that.


Kevin Cerrito is the managing editor of MemphiSport and host of MemphiSport Live (MSL) every Saturday from 11:00 am – 1:00 pm on Sports 56 WHBQ. MSL was voted 3rd Best Sports Radio Show in the 2010 & 2011 Memphis Flyer Best of Memphis poll.  You can follow him via Twitter @cerrito.

Photos by Chase Gustafson.

Memphis Tiger Basketball – Best of the Best

With the recent unveiling of the University of Memphis Athletics Hall of Fame, the members of this year’s Tiger basketball team might well have started to envision themselves one day having their names and faces enshrined alongside one of its major founders, Anfernee “Penny” Hardaway. There are certainly lofty expectations for this season’s team, but will they end up being one of the most successful squads in the program’s history? That might end up being pretty tough to pull off, considering how some of the past teams have performed.

These are what I consider to be the top teams in the program’s history. Let the debate begin:

NUMBER THREE: 1984-85 – MEMPHIS STATE UNIVERSITY – NATIONAL SEMIFINALIST

1985 saw the then Memphis State University capture the Metro Conference Tournament crown on the way to the school’s second Final Four appearance. Posting an overall record of 31-4 (including 13-1) in the Metro, the season was certainly one of the finest ever for Tiger basketball. The starting five was also arguably the most talented group in school history, featuring the program’s all-time leading scorer and rebounder in consensus All-American Keith Lee. If not for some questionable coaching decisions down the stretch against Villanova, this team might have won a national championship.

Considering their record, the array of talent and having had to play in an NCAA tournament field of 64 versus 32, this team could easily be placed ahead of the next team on the list.

NUMBER TWO: 1972-73 – MEMPHIS STATE UNIVERSITY – NATIONAL RUNNER UP

This team featured one of the school’s most iconic figures in sharpshooter Larry Finch. Add Larry Kenon’s 20.1 points and nearly 17 rebounds per game to Finch’s 24.0 scoring average, and the school packed a tremendous one-two punch. An overall season record of 24-6 wasn’t completely overwhelming, but it was the end of the year that got fans to talking, where the Tigers made their first appearance in the NCAA championship game. And if it hadn’t been for an impossible 21-22 shooting for performance from UCLA’s Bill Walton, then Memphis State might have won its first national championship.

NUMBER ONE: 2007-2008 – UNIVERSITY OF MEMPHIS – NATIONAL RUNNER UP

Though maybe not as seasoned as some of the program’s other teams, this version of the basketball Tigers was probably deeper and talented than any other. Led by All-American Chris Douglas Roberts and future NBA Rookie of the Year and league MVP Derrick Rose, the 2007-08 team started an unfathomable 26-0 before having its winning streak ended at home by Tennessee. Another streak would soon follow, however – one that would lead them once again to an appearance in the NCAA Tournament Championship Game. And with a 9 point lead with just over 2 minutes left to go, it looked as though Memphis would finally get its national championship. But an unlikely comeback, capped off by Mario Chalmer’s 3-pointer with 2.1 seconds left to send the game into overtime, once again thwarted the Tigers’ title hopes.

Memphis Tigers Hoops has always driven the sports scene in Memphis. It is a school rich in basketball tradition, and though there have been many fine seasons, these have stood out above all others.

Comparing the teams statistically:

 

2007-2008

Record: 38-2

Season Finish: NCAA Tournament Runner-up

Consensus Starting Five:

Chris Douglas-Roberts

Derrick Rose

Antonio Anderson

Robert Dozier

Joey Dorsey

 

1984-1985

Record: 31-4

Season Finish: NCAA Final Four

Consensus Starting Five:

Andre Turner

Vincent Askew

Keith Lee

Baskerville Holmes

William Bedford

 

1972-1973

Record: 24-6

Season Finish: NCAA Tournament Runner-up

Consensus Starting Five:

Larry Finch

Larry Kenon

Ronnie Robinson

Wes Westfall

Billy Buford

 

Disagree with the choices? Please feel free to comment!

 

Michael Jones is the official Memphis Tiger Basketball beat writer for MemphiSport. You can follow him via Twitter @MemphisMJ.

 

2011 M Awards: Most Hated Rival

Is it a rival if you don’t even play games against them? I don’t know, but even though Coach Cal has not succeeded in the way he had hoped up in Kentucky, Memphis area fans are still rooting against him. With Coach Cal coming in first and the entire Kentucky team coming in third, I think it is fair assumption that a game against Kentucky would be a crowd pleaser. But I am here to tell you, it will never happen unless it happens in the tourney.

John CalipariFirst Place: 36.42%
Tennessee VolunteersSecond Place: 30.79%
Kentucky Wildcats, Third Place: 9.93%
Best Write-in Vote: Shreveport Mudbugs

So what do you think, Memphis? Tell us what you think in the comments below. And look for another winner soon. Here are the winners so far…

The 2011 M Award Winners

For the first time ever the M Awards are being announced online. Check back here daily in the month of July for a new winner in MemphiSport’s annual celebration of the best in Memphis sports.

Favorite Concessions: FedExForum
Favorite Place To Tailgate: Tiger Lane
Favorite Sporting Venue: FedExForum
Favorite Race: The Grizzlies Playoff Race
Best Game: CUSA Championship Game
Most Memorable Moment: Rudy Gay Beats the Heat
Favorite Annual Event: Memphis Madness
Moment We Would Most Like To Forget: Murder of Lorenzen Wright
Best Offbeat Moment: Snoop Dogg courtside during his concert
Best Musical Performance: Yo Gotti at Memphis Madness
Best In-Game Entertainment: Memphis Tigers Dance Team
Best Place To Stock Up For The Big GameKroger
Best Local Sports Bar/Restaurant: Hueys
Best National Sports Bar Restaurant: Buffalo Wild Wings
Best Place To Eat Before/After The Game: Hueys
Best Place To Take The Team After A Victory: Memphis Pizza Cafe
Best Place To Play Cards: Horseshoe Casino
Best Golf Course: Mirimichi
Favorite Golf StoreEdwin Watts Golf
Favorite Sporting Goods Store: Dick’s Sporting Goods
Favorite Sports Apparel Store: Tiger Bookstore
Favorite Workout Facility: YMCA
Favorite Healthy Store: Whole Foods Market
Favorite Place To Spend A Nice Afternoon: The Memphis Zoo
Favorite Bike Shop: Peddler Bike Shop
Best Local Sports Radio Personality: Chris Vernon
Best Local Sports Radio Program: The Chris Vernon Show
Favorite Sports Talk Radio Segment: Harvard or Horn Lake Trivia
Favorite Local TV Sports Personality: Geoff Calkins
Favorite Local Sports Website: memphisroar.com
Favorite Local Sports Twitter@aa000G9
Favorite Mascot: Super Grizz
Favorite Spirit Squad: Memphis Tigers Dance Team
Favorite Hair: The Grizzlies Playoff Beards
Favorite Fighter: Tony Allen
Favorite Golfer: John Daly
Favorite Baseball Player: Albert Pujols
Favorite Football Player: DeAngelo Williams
Favorite Basketball Player: Zach Randolph
Most Hated Rival: John Calipari

Click here to listen to the 2011 M Awards Nominations Special

Quotes about Larry Finch

Originally Published in MemphiSport May/June 2007.

 

“One night, in 1970, after practice, I asked if anyone wanted to go to Melrose with me to watch a high school game.  Finch said, ‘ Coach, you shouldn’t be doing that’ and I asked, ‘Why not?’ Then he said, ‘Well, I am going with you.’  That is how it all got  started. After that, Larry and I went to a lot of high school games together”.
-Gene Bartow, former Memphis Head Coach during Finch’s playing days

 

“Larry set the bar for all coaches. He’s got the most wins and probably always will.  He connected the city.  He could go into Orange Mound where he grew up or he could go to the Memphis Country Club and feel comfortable and people wanted his autograph and to have their picture taken with him.  He brought a city together.  He brought a university together.  As a player, there was never a better high school player in the city.  His legend lives on and always will live on. If he was not the best player ever in the city, (and people have told me he was), he was one of the top two or three.”
-John Calipari

 

“While at Melrose during the summer there was a summer basketball league at Gaston Community Center in South Memphis and Larry would walk from Orange Mound or find other means of transportation there just to play in that league and I would take him home after the games were over.  The league was very competitive with most of best high school players including Johnny Neumann playing in it”.
-Leonard Draper, close friend of Finch

 

“One of the reasons I chose to attend Memphis State was, because of the story that Larry represented.  He was an outstanding high school player, a great college player and a good coach all in Memphis, and I wanted to a part of that.  Coach was a great competitor. I do not know which meant the most to him, wanting to win or not wanting to lose”.
-Anfernee “Penny” Hardaway, former player under Finch

 

“Larry used to come and pick up teammates from the girl friends houses in his purple Barracuda and four or five players would pile up in his car and we would  make it back to dorms at 10:55 pm, because curfew was at 11:00 pm.  On road games, Larry would keep to himself a lot go to his room watch television and worry about the game we were about to play”.
-Fred Horton, teammate of Finch at Memphis

 

“Larry did things that most people don’t know about, before game he would always go to some fans and talk to them.  My mother had cancer and she fought it hard the last two seasons when Larry was the coach.  Before the game, he would always go over to her and give her a kiss and wish her well”.
-George Lapides, radio broadcaster

 

“When I graduated from junior college, I was being recruited by Memphis State and Dana Kirk scheduled me to tour the campus.  Kirk had alerted the media that I was going to sign and this would be a  good photo opportunity.   I walked into Kirk’s office and was about to sign until there was a knock on the door, it was coach Finch.  Finch asked me if my mom knew that I was going to sign and I said no and he forcefully directed me to go home and get her then come back and sign.  Finch knew how close we were as a family and wanted my family to be apart of me signing with Memphis.”
-Kenneth Moody, former player and current President of the Friends of Larry Finch Foundation

 

“I love him he is an ambassador for Memphis and I have had the opportunity to eat lunch with him on numerous occasions and we had a great time and I keep talking to him about getting better so my whole thing is to see him back walking again back moving around and being Coach Finch because he understands and he talks to me every time we get to see each other and it is just a blessing to get to see each other”.
-Andre Turner, former player under Finch

 

“Larry was one of those players that made himself a great player.  He was not that quick, not that fast, but he had heart.  You could hit him, knock him down, but if he got his arm up the ball had a chance to go in.  Larry was great a clutch  player as I have ever been around.”
-Verties Sails, former assistant coach of Finch while at Melrose High

 

Photo courtesy of the University of Memphis. Photo Compilation by Mike Bullard.

Of Chet Dembinski and Coach Cal

You have probably never heard of Chet Dembinski, but his story is one of the most amazing stories I have ever heard.

But before we get to that–at my house we like to watch the Kentucky derby, never mind that it is in Louisville. We like “the most exciting two minutes in sports” and always tune in for all the pre-race stuff. This year, sure as shootin’, who turns up on our TV, but Coach Cal. There he was, big as life, bragging about the great season his Kentucky Wildcats had–35 wins and a trip to the Elite Eight. However, he did not mention that his teams, UMASS and Memphis, had been kicked out of the Final Four, but he did mention UMASS in passing. I was waiting for the interviewer to ask him–but no dice. It almost ruined the whole race for me, but I survived.

Coach Cal also showed up at the NBA draft telecast and bragged about all his players that were taken in the first round. Had I been there, I would have asked if John Wall would be taking a pay cut when he enters the NBA.

As I watched him I fondly recall the Kentucky/West Virginia game in the Elite Eight. Kentucky missed all their three-pointers in the first half and by the time they found their range it was too late. How sweet it was.

Not only because Coach Cal and Kentucky lost. You see, West Virginia and I go back a long way.

It was 1946, WWII had only been over for a year. The vets were coming back in droves and high school kids had a real challenge for playing time. The Mountaineers had beaten us by 50 points on our floor. Heaven help us when we went to Morgantown.

As a freshman, I was way down on the depth chart and as such did not expect to play much. We came out on the floor and the WVU fans went nuts. I remember their fight song:

“Oh West Virginia–West Virginia
The pride of every Mountaineer.

Come on you old grads, join all you young lads
And sing out a mighty cheer.”

And then they really sang out a mighty cheer. I had never heard such a racket. Then the game started and they got even louder. We lost. I don’t remember the score but it wasn’t close. Here I must add, we beat them the next three years on our floor and when we were seniors they had to cheat us to win by three in Morgantown. So there.

Now Chet Dembinski. He played for Westminster Collee and was one of the better players in our circles. I don’t remember us ever beating the Titans but we had good games. Chet was an all-star and a good guy. I met him one summer. A kid from my home town played for Westminster and he introduced me to Chet. We weren’t exactly buddies but I liked him.

Chet was a year ahead of me and upon his graduation went off to play for the Akron Goodyears of the Industrial League. In those days big companies had basketball teams that carried their logos around the nation. Teams like the Phillips Oilers, Fort Wayne Zollner Pistons, Denver Truckers, Chicago Packers and the Akron Goodyears.

Because I knew Chet, I wanted to follow his career with Akron. But I never saw his name in the box scores. What, I wondered, happened to Chet Dembinski? We always played the Goodyears so I looked forward to the game to find out what happened to him.

The teams took the floor for warm ups and–bingo–there was Chet Dembinski. What the heck is going on?

I didn’t get a chance to talk to him until after the game–we won it by the way–and here is his story:

Chet got married after graduation and there was the rub. His girlfriend said she would not go thru life as Mrs. Dembinski, so Chet changed his name to Chet Clare and I assume lived happily ever after. If there is another story like that one. I have never heard it.

All Tigers fans hope we can get into a BCS conference, but at this writing it does not look too promising.

There are Tiger fans who would gladly change their name to get into a BCS conference. How about, R.C. Dembinski? Nah!!!!

Big Jack can be heard every Friday at 8am on KWAM 990 alongside former County Commissioner John Willingham.

It Still Bugs Me–I Can’t Let it Go

It’s gonna take more than a gentle nudge
For me to get over my Calipari grudge..

It doesn’t take a genius to do the math
To see how he took us down the Primrose Path.

He is a cheat because it was at his behest
That someone else took Rose’s college entrance test.

The NCAA found out and those pompous guys
Hit us hard,right between the eyes.

They sure didn’t think it was very funny
They took away 38 wins and a ton of money.

They they up and did one thing more;
They kicked us out of the Final 4.

But Kentucky hired him anyway,they don’t care
They cheated a long time before he got there.

So Coach Cal and Kentucky I think can say
Are now the Bonnie and Clyde of the NCAA.

As for me,I’ll be a new creation
When the Wildcats are finally put on probation.

Another Calipari Poem

The University of Kentucky had the absolute gall
To hire the most dishonest coach of all.

Look up-crook-in the dictionary and it would be rare
If you didn’t see John Calipari’s picture there.

The NCAA knows him,that’s for sure
And his reputation is less than simon pure.

His trips to the Final 4 have been a bumpy ride
On both occasions his teams have been disqualified.

Coach Cal accepted disgrace with a wry,slight smile
Hey, even Jesse James got caught once in a while.

So the Wildcats will keep doing business the same old way
The rules are in place for others to obey.

But there is still hope because his critics will brag
Cal can’t coach his way out of a wet paper bag.

Ode To the Anti-Christ

Some folks in Memphis have become cautious and wary
They think the anti christ may be John Calipari.

If you google-anti christ-it will tell you why
Coach Cal just might be the right guy.

The a/c is devious if he wants something he’ll take it
And if there is a rule in the way-hey-he’ll just break it.

He can be ever so charming and it’s my belief
He could sell General Custer as an Indian chief.

But there is one aspect I hesitate to approach
The anti christ is touted as a great bench coach.

So if you look at his record here’s my call
He may not be the anti christ after all.

Ode To Coach Cal

I’ve drawn a line in the sand and I will not budge
I gotta be honest because-I do hold a grudge.

Coach Cal is the target-he’s not a nice guy
And if you will stay tuned I’ll tell you why.

First of all he can’t coach,I know I’ll not be the same
After the way he handled that Kansas game.

Tiger fans were going crazy,I heard them shout;
For Heaven’s sake coach call a time out.

But no time out was called and the next time I looked
Sure as God made green apples out goose was cooked.

Then there is the Derrick Rose affair for all to see
Because he did not take his own ACT.

The NCAA found out and here’s their call
They want to nail our butts to the wall.

Calipari could care less with him it’s all ducky
He took off for a big job in Kentucky.

I don’t wish him physical pain or financial distress
But If you polled Tiger fans I would have to guess;

They’d hope for the Wildcats to find their final rhythm
And go straight to the Devil and take Cal with ‘em.