2013 M Awards: Favorite New Addition to the Memphis Sports Scene

ccdfdfa19f7ec69c0dbc2cbed0c752deYes – they could have been more imaginative (see this previous article… Note: I am still waiting on my “Whoop That Trick” towel.) Or they could have given us shirts, like every other city. But instead we got a steady barrage, an entire collection, of kitchen dishrags to use throughout the offseason. Thanks.

Growl towels that say something other than “Believe Memphis”First Place: 44.77%
Geron JohnsonSecond Place: 17.44%
New Grizzlies OwnersThird Place: 12.79%

Visit MemphiSport.com daily in the month of July for a new winner in MemphiSport’s annual celebration of the best in Memphis sports.

 2013 M Award Winners:

Favorite Concessions
Favorite Place to Tailgate
Favorite Sporting Venue

Favorite Race
Most Memorable Moment
Favorite Annual Event
Moment We Would Most Like To Forget

Best Offbeat Moment
Best Musical Performance 

Best Place to Stock Up for the Big Game
Best Local Sports Bar/Restaurant
Favorite National Sports Bar/Restaurant
Best Place to Eat Before/After the Game

Best Place to Take the Team After a Victory
Best Place to Play Cards
Best Golf Course
Favorite Golf Store
Favorite Sporting Goods Store
Favorite Sports Apparel Store
Favorite Workout Facility

Favorite Healthy Store
Favorite Place to Spend a Nice Afternoon
Favorite Bike Shop
Favorite Local Sports Radio Personality
Favorite Local Sports Radio Program
Favorite Sports Talk Radio Segment
Favorite Local TV Sports Personality
Favorite Local Sports Website
Favorite Parody Sports Twitter
Favorite Local Sports Twitter
Favorite Mascot
Favorite Spirit Squad
Best Dressed
Favorite New Addition to the Memphis Sports Scene

2013 M Awards: Best Dressed

paperfortstudio_VeganvilleOk – JT is hilarious on SNL. Sure he was dressed nice this last time, suit and tie, Tigers shirt and Grizzlies hat. Here are the top ten JT SNL skits… 10) The Barry Gibb Talk Show, 9) It’s a Date, 8) 3-Way (The Golden Rule) with Lady Gaga, 7) Maine Justice, 6) Target Lady, 5) Immigrant Tale, 4) Motherlover, 3) Veganville, 2) Single Ladies Video Shoot with Beyonce, 1) **** in a Box. Google these and enjoy.

Justin Timberlake on SNLFirst Place: 38.73%
The entire city on “Grizzlies Friday”Second Place: 24.28%
Mike Conley and his wooden bow tieThird Place: 13.87%

Visit MemphiSport.com daily in the month of July for a new winner in MemphiSport’s annual celebration of the best in Memphis sports.

 2013 M Award Winners:

Favorite Concessions
Favorite Place to Tailgate
Favorite Sporting Venue

Favorite Race
Most Memorable Moment
Favorite Annual Event
Moment We Would Most Like To Forget

Best Offbeat Moment
Best Musical Performance 

Best Place to Stock Up for the Big Game
Best Local Sports Bar/Restaurant
Favorite National Sports Bar/Restaurant
Best Place to Eat Before/After the Game

Best Place to Take the Team After a Victory
Best Place to Play Cards
Best Golf Course
Favorite Golf Store
Favorite Sporting Goods Store
Favorite Sports Apparel Store
Favorite Workout Facility

Favorite Healthy Store
Favorite Place to Spend a Nice Afternoon
Favorite Bike Shop
Favorite Local Sports Radio Personality
Favorite Local Sports Radio Program
Favorite Sports Talk Radio Segment
Favorite Local TV Sports Personality
Favorite Local Sports Website
Favorite Parody Sports Twitter
Favorite Local Sports Twitter
Favorite Mascot
Favorite Spirit Squad
Best Dressed

2013 M Awards: Favorite Spirit Squad

cheerleader-yelling-into-megaphoneBack in my day – cheerleaders would actually lead cheers. All the hottest, most popular girls would be on the team and when the boys stopped playing games, they would hoop and holler and the crowd would yip and yap. It was a whole lot of ballyhoo, if you take my meaning. Nowadays they jiggle their parts and gyrate in sexy ways. It is disgusting. All those lustful body parts moving around and creating an uproar. I just can’t handle it. The kids these days are crazy.

Grizzlies Grannies and GrandpasFirst Place: 32.95%
Memphis Tigers Dance TeamSecond Place: 26.01%
Grizz GirlsThird Place: 23.12%

Visit MemphiSport.com daily in the month of July for a new winner in MemphiSport’s annual celebration of the best in Memphis sports.

 2013 M Award Winners:

Favorite Concessions
Favorite Place to Tailgate
Favorite Sporting Venue

Favorite Race
Most Memorable Moment
Favorite Annual Event
Moment We Would Most Like To Forget

Best Offbeat Moment
Best Musical Performance 

Best Place to Stock Up for the Big Game
Best Local Sports Bar/Restaurant
Favorite National Sports Bar/Restaurant
Best Place to Eat Before/After the Game

Best Place to Take the Team After a Victory
Best Place to Play Cards
Best Golf Course
Favorite Golf Store
Favorite Sporting Goods Store
Favorite Sports Apparel Store
Favorite Workout Facility

Favorite Healthy Store
Favorite Place to Spend a Nice Afternoon
Favorite Bike Shop
Favorite Local Sports Radio Personality
Favorite Local Sports Radio Program
Favorite Sports Talk Radio Segment
Favorite Local TV Sports Personality
Favorite Local Sports Website
Favorite Parody Sports Twitter
Favorite Local Sports Twitter
Favorite Mascot
Favorite Spirit Squad

2013 M Awards: Favorite Mascot

super-bear-19448268Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Super Grizz! Yes, it’s Super Grizz, strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal mascots. Super Grizz, who can change the course of mighty shooting droughts, bend rims in his bare hands; and who, disguised as Grizz, mild-mannered mascot for a great NBA ball club, fights a never ending battle for grit, grind, and wins!

Super GrizzFirst Place: 65.75%
PouncerSecond Place: 12.15%
TOM IIIThird Place: 10.50%

Visit MemphiSport.com daily in the month of July for a new winner in MemphiSport’s annual celebration of the best in Memphis sports.

 2013 M Award Winners:

Favorite Concessions
Favorite Place to Tailgate
Favorite Sporting Venue

Favorite Race
Most Memorable Moment
Favorite Annual Event
Moment We Would Most Like To Forget

Best Offbeat Moment
Best Musical Performance 

Best Place to Stock Up for the Big Game
Best Local Sports Bar/Restaurant
Favorite National Sports Bar/Restaurant
Best Place to Eat Before/After the Game

Best Place to Take the Team After a Victory
Best Place to Play Cards
Best Golf Course
Favorite Golf Store
Favorite Sporting Goods Store
Favorite Sports Apparel Store
Favorite Workout Facility

Favorite Healthy Store
Favorite Place to Spend a Nice Afternoon
Favorite Bike Shop
Favorite Local Sports Radio Personality
Favorite Local Sports Radio Program
Favorite Sports Talk Radio Segment
Favorite Local TV Sports Personality
Favorite Local Sports Website
Favorite Parody Sports Twitter
Favorite Local Sports Twitter

2013 M Awards: Favorite Local Sports Twitter

Here is a new slogan for Tony Allen. Tweet ‘n Grind. Copyright!. Ok – seriously – someone go make a t-shirt with that slogan on it. Send me a large. You can keep the rest of the profits.

@aa000G9First Place: 46.84%
@GaryParrishCBSSecond Place: 18.35%
@Jon_RoserThird Place: 9.49%

Visit MemphiSport.com daily in the month of July for a new winner in MemphiSport’s annual celebration of the best in Memphis sports.

 2013 M Award Winners:

Favorite Concessions
Favorite Place to Tailgate
Favorite Sporting Venue

Favorite Race
Most Memorable Moment
Favorite Annual Event
Moment We Would Most Like To Forget

Best Offbeat Moment
Best Musical Performance 

Best Place to Stock Up for the Big Game
Best Local Sports Bar/Restaurant
Favorite National Sports Bar/Restaurant
Best Place to Eat Before/After the Game

Best Place to Take the Team After a Victory
Best Place to Play Cards
Best Golf Course
Favorite Golf Store
Favorite Sporting Goods Store
Favorite Sports Apparel Store
Favorite Workout Facility

Favorite Healthy Store
Favorite Place to Spend a Nice Afternoon
Favorite Bike Shop
Favorite Local Sports Radio Personality
Favorite Local Sports Radio Program
Favorite Sports Talk Radio Segment
Favorite Local TV Sports Personality
Favorite Local Sports Website
Favorite Parody Sports Twitter

2013 M Awards: Favorite Parody Sports Twitter

FAKEHe owns the Memphis Grizzlies. He made Apple into Apple. He is about to make the Grizzlies more Grizzlier. He is young. He is rich. You know him. You love him. Note: He is not really any of these things. He is Fake Robert Pera though. He is the most interesting Twitter(er?) in the Memphis sports parody world.

@FakeRobertPeraFirst Place: 25.00%
@TA_translationsSecond Place: 24.34%
@FantasyLapidesThird Place: 15.79%

Visit MemphiSport.com daily in the month of July for a new winner in MemphiSport’s annual celebration of the best in Memphis sports.

 2013 M Award Winners:

Favorite Concessions
Favorite Place to Tailgate
Favorite Sporting Venue

Favorite Race
Most Memorable Moment
Favorite Annual Event
Moment We Would Most Like To Forget

Best Offbeat Moment
Best Musical Performance 

Best Place to Stock Up for the Big Game
Best Local Sports Bar/Restaurant
Favorite National Sports Bar/Restaurant
Best Place to Eat Before/After the Game

Best Place to Take the Team After a Victory
Best Place to Play Cards
Best Golf Course
Favorite Golf Store
Favorite Sporting Goods Store
Favorite Sports Apparel Store
Favorite Workout Facility

Favorite Healthy Store
Favorite Place to Spend a Nice Afternoon
Favorite Bike Shop
Favorite Local Sports Radio Personality
Favorite Local Sports Radio Program
Favorite Sports Talk Radio Segment
Favorite Local TV Sports Personality
Favorite Local Sports Website

2013 M Awards: Favorite Local Sports Website

wildlife-corridor-florida-proposed-crossing-bear_63052_600x450What makes a great website? [A] Great content. Our winner today features everyones favorite Grizzlies team front and center every day, all day long. [B] Great design. Well – there are words there – and they are readable, but who am I to judge. [C] Great organization. If you are looking for info on everyone’s favorite Southern Bears it is there and you can find it. Nuff Said!

memphisflyer.com/blogs/beyondthearcFirst Place: 29.05%
memphisport.comSecond Place: 27.70%
memphisroar.comThird Place: 12.16%

Visit MemphiSport.com daily in the month of July for a new winner in MemphiSport’s annual celebration of the best in Memphis sports.

 2013 M Award Winners:

Favorite Concessions
Favorite Place to Tailgate
Favorite Sporting Venue

Favorite Race
Most Memorable Moment
Favorite Annual Event
Moment We Would Most Like To Forget

Best Offbeat Moment
Best Musical Performance 

Best Place to Stock Up for the Big Game
Best Local Sports Bar/Restaurant
Favorite National Sports Bar/Restaurant
Best Place to Eat Before/After the Game

Best Place to Take the Team After a Victory
Best Place to Play Cards
Best Golf Course
Favorite Golf Store
Favorite Sporting Goods Store
Favorite Sports Apparel Store
Favorite Workout Facility

Favorite Healthy Store
Favorite Place to Spend a Nice Afternoon
Favorite Bike Shop
Favorite Local Sports Radio Personality
Favorite Local Sports Radio Program
Favorite Sports Talk Radio Segment
Favorite Local TV Sports Personality

2013 M Awards: Favorite Local TV Sports Personality

Index_fingerIt has been said that a point is worth a thousand words. Let me count the ways. #1000: Angry, #999: I know you, #998: I’m Jarvis Greer, etc…

Jarvis Greer, WMCTV-5First Place: 31.10%
Q-Pon, guest announcer on SportSouth Grizzlies gamesSecond Place: 25.00%
Rob Fischer, SportSouth Grizzlies gamesThird Place: 15.85%

Visit MemphiSport.com daily in the month of July for a new winner in MemphiSport’s annual celebration of the best in Memphis sports.

 2013 M Award Winners:

Favorite Concessions
Favorite Place to Tailgate
Favorite Sporting Venue

Favorite Race
Most Memorable Moment
Favorite Annual Event
Moment We Would Most Like To Forget

Best Offbeat Moment
Best Musical Performance 

Best Place to Stock Up for the Big Game
Best Local Sports Bar/Restaurant
Favorite National Sports Bar/Restaurant
Best Place to Eat Before/After the Game

Best Place to Take the Team After a Victory
Best Place to Play Cards
Best Golf Course
Favorite Golf Store
Favorite Sporting Goods Store
Favorite Sports Apparel Store
Favorite Workout Facility

Favorite Healthy Store
Favorite Place to Spend a Nice Afternoon
Favorite Bike Shop
Favorite Local Sports Radio Personality
Favorite Local Sports Radio Program
Favorite Sports Talk Radio Segment

2013 M Awards: Favorite Sports Talk Radio Segment

800px-Watertower_Horn_Lake_MS_02Question: What do these phrases have in common: Veritas/Doorway to Mississippi. If you know, then you are likely in the 36.67 percent who voted for Harvard/Horn Lake trivia.

Harvard/Horn Lake Trivia, Gary Parrish Show First Place: 36.67%
Movies with Chris Herrington, Chris Vernon Show Second Place: 24.00%
Hang Up & Listen, MSL Third Place: 21.33%

Visit MemphiSport.com daily in the month of July for a new winner in MemphiSport’s annual celebration of the best in Memphis sports.

 2013 M Award Winners:

Favorite Concessions
Favorite Place to Tailgate
Favorite Sporting Venue

Favorite Race
Most Memorable Moment
Favorite Annual Event
Moment We Would Most Like To Forget

Best Offbeat Moment
Best Musical Performance 

Best Place to Stock Up for the Big Game
Best Local Sports Bar/Restaurant
Favorite National Sports Bar/Restaurant
Best Place to Eat Before/After the Game

Best Place to Take the Team After a Victory
Best Place to Play Cards
Best Golf Course
Favorite Golf Store
Favorite Sporting Goods Store
Favorite Sports Apparel Store
Favorite Workout Facility

Favorite Healthy Store
Favorite Place to Spend a Nice Afternoon
Favorite Bike Shop
Favorite Local Sports Radio Personality
Favorite Local Sports Radio Program

2013 M Awards: Favorite Local Sports Radio Program

duped-stormtrper-star-wars1_1199343705Let’s get this out of the way. Chris Vernon wins. Nothing new here. Nothing to see. Move along people.

The Chris Vernon ShowFirst Place: 44.51%
The Gary Parrish ShowSecond Place: 23.78%
MSL with Kevin Cerrito and Marcus HunterThird Place: 9.76%

Visit MemphiSport.com daily in the month of July for a new winner in MemphiSport’s annual celebration of the best in Memphis sports.

 2013 M Award Winners:

Favorite Concessions
Favorite Place to Tailgate
Favorite Sporting Venue

Favorite Race
Most Memorable Moment
Favorite Annual Event
Moment We Would Most Like To Forget

Best Offbeat Moment
Best Musical Performance 

Best Place to Stock Up for the Big Game
Best Local Sports Bar/Restaurant
Favorite National Sports Bar/Restaurant
Best Place to Eat Before/After the Game

Best Place to Take the Team After a Victory
Best Place to Play Cards
Best Golf Course
Favorite Golf Store
Favorite Sporting Goods Store
Favorite Sports Apparel Store
Favorite Workout Facility

Favorite Healthy Store
Favorite Place to Spend a Nice Afternoon
Favorite Bike Shop
Favorite Local Sports Radio Personality